Hello
~I am too weird for reality~
My name is Megan (yes, one of the most bland and common female names in the US, trust me, there was a lot of confusion in school) I am literary trash, so books are one of the top ten things I am likely to obsessively talk about in conversation. In addition to published books, if you want me to ramble on and on and on and on about something, asking about the books I am writing will keep me going for a good hour (but I’m not the only one can’t stop talking about her children right? right?)
I do refer to my WIP manuscripts and characters from said manuscripts as my children/babies constantly, mainly because they are, they are my brain-children and if you kidnap them I will hunt you down and add your bleeding corpse to my collection
I am not religious (proud atheist over here \(^u^’)) so don’t think I’m being serious when I sarcastically reference my affiliations with the dark lord himself, Satan (he is my baby daddy, and I have a special spot reserved for me in Hell, isn’t he such a nice demon?)
Now, onward to the rapid fire randomness!
Song I can’t stop listening to: Mr MTV by Nothing More (they are amazing and this song is fuckin perfect)
Thing I most often am doing: laying in bed like the lazy potato I am either typing or stalking people on here
I am a sarcastic bitch, but a nice one, I like you, I’m just weird af
Pets: I have a German Shepard baby named Lucy who shares my room with me and is a bed hog. (and add 17 more dogs into the mix, plus ~17 cats, 5 turtles, 2 geckos, 4 pygmy goats . . .)
Goals: I want to be an (book manuscript) editor, and am majoring in English to accomplish said goal (so if you want someone to semi-professionally edit your book, hmu)
I am very awkward when it comes to online communication, trust me I do not sound so weird/perverted/twisted/insane/mental/obsessive in real life, you just can't hear my voice nor see my face
I hope you enjoy my randomness and whatever stuff I upload (there will be a large variety, I can assure you) bye, and have a lovely day/night/mental breakdown/emotional crisis (^^)/